Tuesday 4 November 2014

Daylight Savings Time Is The WORST


"Oh yay! We get an extra hour of sleep!" WRONG. I've been waking up every morning at 6-7am for no reason just staring at my window wondering who had this terrible idea. So yeah, I got an extra hour Sunday, but now I'm losing an hour of sleep every day this week while my body figures out what the heck I did to it. Even in a straight up trade of losing an hour later to gain one now, I'll pass. 

Extra hour of sleep: still tired.
Lose an hour of sleep: kill everything.

Can I vote for that today? "Hey both guys running for governor are pretty awful, so I'm just voting to get rid of DST." I think I can do that. Who does the government think they are anyway?! Just going to change how time works like that's a thing. How about no?!
 Any decision that makes me wish the sun didn't exist, ya know, that thing that gives us warmth and light and life, can not be a good decision. I did some wiki research and basically no one has ever been sold on this idea. Presidents said "No I don't like it" and got vetoed by congress. So much for blaming everything on Obama. 

Anyway, this is terrible, and I'm sick of eating lunch with a headlamp on and retiring to an Alaska-like hibernation every afternoon, and then at 6am the sun is all "OHHH YEAH" barging through my window like the Kool Aid Man. Now it's 7am and I'm blogging. This is not a life I wanted. No one asked me about this decision, and I hate it, so yeah, my clocks will be going back to how they were and you can all just deal with me being an hour early to everything until March. I just want my sleep back!!