Monday 4 January 2016

New Year, New You! But Not


Oh 2016, I've never felt so 2016 before! I DUNNO ABOUT SPLEEN, BUT I'M FEELING 2016!!!! (Idk what else rhymes with"sixteen.") This is the year. This is the chunk of 365, the span of 24s, the gaggle of 7s, your time to do ALL THE THINGS. 5 days ago you thought there were no good guys/girls left. But that was 5 days ago. Now, it's 2016, NONE days ago, and he/she is totally out there. Your passion for basket weaving you haven't pursued since you were 9? Doing it in 2016! That beach bod you want? Totally getting it this year. That promotion? Yeah, promote you to 2016!! (Again idk what that means.) KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 2016! <---- Sing to the tune of "Peaches and Cream."

Regardless of this hype train, you're probably not going to do all this stuff. You mean to, but you probably won't. Now, you've already seen the people who are dead inside post their status making fun of your positive outlook for the new year, and I'm not going to be another one.

"But you just said I'm probably not going to do all that?"

I know. That's realism. You're probably not...but you totally should and I hope you do! Yeah, the date doesn't matter except making you look like an IDIOT every time you write the date this whole month because you're still writing "2015", but besides that, it's the same life. But it's your life. Go live it. Maybe you can't get to all of it this year, but get to some of it! Weave the heck out of those baskets! You know that thing you think about doing every day? GO DO THAT THING! The New Year showed you everything you didn't do in 2015. You've got a whole year now to fix that. Go do it. Get it on...like Donkey Kong?

That's weird I'm sorry but you know what I meant.

That thing. THAT thing. Go do it. 2016, man. The year you do that thing. If this doesn't motivate you, here's a crap load of GIFs. That thing. Do it.