What Their Texts Really Mean aka Fun With Pie Charts

Texting is the greatest and worst thing to enter the world. It's quick and convenient but also the most insincere, indirect, and easily misinterpreted form of communication possible. I LOVE IT. I'm a socialite. I'm addicted to human interaction. I can talk to anyone about anything for hours and texting allows me to do that without taking away from my other duties and responsibilities. As a semi-professional texter (I just made that up) I am qualified to tell you guys the deeper meaning behind texts you're receiving. I'm also going to abnuse pie charts because I think they're fun.

There's no reason to extend your words that long unless you're being sketchy.

The "..." implies that there's more to be said than what's being said. It symbolizes that the thought isn't complete. IT'S REALLY ANNOYING. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO!!!

Ah, the one word text. Not only is this one word, but it also says "I heard what you said and I acknowledge that it was meant to be humorous but I literally have nothing to say to you"

Nothing makes an innocent sentence look suggestive and inappropriate like a wink face. Example:

"I saw your sister yesterday" versus "I saw your sister yesterday ;)"

Not cool, bro.

There's no reason to ask this unless there's one specific person you're trying to avoid, like an ex or someone who texts you "Heyyyyyyyyyy" all the time. Not only that, but my presence should be enough and I'm sad that you need other people's company to make this worthwhile.

Really? You're SO busy you couldn't take 8 seconds to send a text? Really? Realllllllly? Come on.

This is the quickest and easiest way to tell me you're brain operates on a substandard level. If you text like this, I don't want to talk to you. Ever. Even in real life. Stop it. 

Hopefully this gives you some insight into what people are really telling you or made you laugh because it's kinda true. Either way, check out the puppies!!!!!!

HE'S NOMMING HIS FLABBERJABBER! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT'S ADORABLE