CHRISTMAS BLOG! FLUFFY PUPPIES!

(Sing the following lines to the tune of "Jingle Bells") 

CHRISTMAS BLOG, CHRISTMAS BLOG, CHRISTMAS BLOG AND STUFFFFFF, BLAH BLAH BLAH AND CHRISTMAS STUFF AND CHRISTMAS BLOG AND YEAH!!!

Not the best song I've ever written, but I think it truly captures the raw emotion behind my childish love for Christmas. If you didn't sing along with it, you can just stop reading now because clearly you're not fun. Or nice. Or a good person.

The Christmas season is my favorite time of year. If you know me at all, you know I think Jesus is awesome, and this is His birthday, so yeah, I'm down to get down for Jesus. Besides that though, the Christmas season seems to bring out the best in everyone. No idea why, but no matter what you believe, what holiday you celebrate, or what your opinion on Jesus is, people really step up their game for the month of December. 

"But isn't it sad that people are only being kinder out of obligation?"

NOPE. Don't care. I'm no respecter of persons, but nice people are awesome, and mean, selfish people pretty much suck. Not a fan. My vote for president may have been based on who smiled more. Or was it? Or wasn't it?! WHO KNOWS, READER! All I'm saying is, kindness breeds kindness, and there's a whole lot of kindness breeding going on this time of year. I imagine when kindness breeds with more kindness, the offspring looks something like this:

or this

So clearly: 

-December is when people are kind 

-Kindness breeds fluffy puppies

-God shaves the fluffy puppies and lets their fluff rain down from heaven

-And that, children, is where we get snow. 

Obviously the puppies are magical so once they're shaved they're immediately fluffy again, but I'm assuming you knew that.

I don't really know what I'm saying anymore. I'm caught in some weird, happy puppy euphoria, but the point I'm trying to make is that kindness goes a long way. If everyone was more kind regardless of what they were getting in return, the world would be a lot less crappy than what we're currently living in. My challenge for you this Christmas season is to love people, regardless of whether they love you back or not. Heck, maybe even keep it up after Christmas is over? Maybe? No pressure, but you should. Regardless of your stance on the Bible, the message of "love your neighbor as yourself" is a pretty good one, so let's all give it a shot.

Now crank up your favorite Christmas album, put on your happy face, and get out there and love some people!

That sounded weird, but you know what I meant. Merry Christmas everyone! MORE FLUFFY PUPPIES!

AHH!

GIMME!

SO FLUFFY!

Ok I'm done...

one more...

CHRISTMAS FLUFFIES!

I WANT SUPER POWERS

I am by no means a comic book nerd. In fact, I've never read a full comic book in my life. But growing up my favorite cartoons were definitely Batman, Spiderman, and the X Men. We're also living in a time where a new superhero movie comes out every 9 months. Iron Man was awesome. Thor was Epic. Spiderman was amazing. Who doesn't want super powers?!? It's awesome. Superman can fly, Batman has alot of cool gadgets, Captain America...uh...is really patriotic? I'll have to see the movie when it comes out and figure out what he really does.  But I just saw the new movie "X-Men: First Class" and I've been inspired to decide which super powers I think would be the coolest.

1. Flying

Flying is awesome. You're just going through your day and all of a sudden "Uh, I'm tired of walking". BOOM you're soaring the the sky like the baddest mama jama ever. Even if that's your only super power, you're still the coolest guy I know. Not only that, but all the tree huggers will love you because you don't ruin our atmosphere by driving a car. YOU'RE WELCOME, EARTH.






2. Throwing Fire

Throwing fire is sick. It's not super plasma or energy beams that require some nerd to explain what it is, it's just fire, and we all know fire is awesome. Here's a simple math equation: MY HAND + FIRE= I'M AWESOME AND YOU SUCK. Not only that, but every guy who throws fire usually has some super cool move or pose he does while he throws it and it usually looks pretty cool.






3. Agility

Every super hero needs some agility. Agility is defined as "the gracefulness of a person or animal who is quick and nimble". That sounds very fruity, but it really just means you're like a track star and gymnast all in one. Great for dodging anything people throw at you while simultaneously looking awesome. Agility is pretty clutch.



4. Wit and Charm

Iron man is already one of the coolest superheroes ever, but what makes people LOVE him is Tony Stark, the man behind the mask. He is funny, witty, and boy is he charming!! He truly does it #fortheladies. Some of you are saying "This isn't a super power", but if you've seen how awkward some guys get around a beautiful girl, you'll understand why I disagree.



5. Weapons, Weapons, WEAPONS

When all else fails, weapons are awesome. "Oh no my fire maker is broken and the thing that makes me fly needs to reboot!! What do I do?!?" The answer is SWORDS AND GUNS AND GRAPPLING HOOKS AND BOOMERANGS AND OTHER COOL AWESOME STUFF! Batman, for example, has no super powers except that he's smart, athletic, and rich. So he made himself some fun toys to save the world. I like it, and I would like some of my own. Please give me them. For free. Right now. PLEASEEEEE.








As much as I'd love to go on and on, I'm going to try not to get greedy and leave some super powers for the other aspiring heroes out there. I'm gonna work on getting all of these powers, and I'll let you know how it goes. Probably not very well. But, in true form to this blog, let's close it out with...CUTE ANIMALS...dressed as super heroes.

So much cuteness I can barely handle it